I got laid!

[Satisfaction Jackson]

I have to write this in English because my Finnish isn't so good.
Last friday I was at nightclub and I met this fine-assed white girl. Blonde hair, blue eyes, big tits and thighs.

I fucked her!

First we were dancing on the floor and I tried to seduce her. She said that she didn't want to have sex with African men. She was bit drunk so I bought her couple of more drinks. And few hours later she was sucking my dick!

We went to my place and had a little foreplay. Then I took her. I pounded her from behind with my big black cock and she screamed and moaned like a horny bitch. White women always like it rough!

Finally I get to shoot my big load all over her pretty white face.

 

[Mick J]

Very nice, lucky you. I can't get no satisfaction.

 

[believe it or not]

And then you woke up and realized that in real life you were just a middle-aged white guy with a little white dick and the only thing you have ever fucked is Barbara The Plastic Doll.

But hey, next time you are dreaming, try having Asian women. I've heard they are pretty great.