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One day God called Adam to him and said ''Adam, I have some good news and bad news , what would you like to here first''
''The good news'' replied Adam.
''well,the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain''
''Ok..said Adam warily. ''and what's the bad news.''
''I only gave you enough blood to operate one at a time''.
What is the real difference between men & women ?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Why do married women weigh more than single women?
Single women come home and see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home take one look at what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Why is it so difficult for women to find men who 're sensitive, caring and good looking?
They 're all gay.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
''The good news'' replied Adam.
''well,the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain''
''Ok..said Adam warily. ''and what's the bad news.''
''I only gave you enough blood to operate one at a time''.
What is the real difference between men & women ?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Why do married women weigh more than single women?
Single women come home and see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home take one look at what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Why is it so difficult for women to find men who 're sensitive, caring and good looking?
They 're all gay.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
